Cat Calling and Neighborhood Fights + (15 & 16 Week Updates)
Trying to piece together the thought-process behind my recent experience of being cat called is probably the most hilarious part. Man brain: Alright, at the Wally Worl-dang she's cute! Should I tell h-I'm gonna tell her. Yes. Walk awkwardly in her direction, that won't make her feel weird... in a parking lot... of Walmart. Say something! Man: I see you! Man brain: Crap that sounded better in my head. Uh...compliment her! Man: I see you... lookin' all jazzy in your sunglasses ova der. Man brain: Nailed it. When has this worked? Someone tell me when has this EVER worked! This wasn't an ego inflated young buck either, he was in his early thirties, therefore he should KNOW it NEVER works. What does he exactly think was going through my mind? Women Brain as thought of by Man Brain Women Brain: Alright Walmart... I need milk, bread, eg- Man: I see you! Women Brain: Oh my gosh he can see me (squeal) He must think I'm so cute :D Man: I see ...