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10 Things I've learned about being a mom 1. Trying to diaper a 6 month old baby is like wrestling a monkey while your hands are covered in butter. 2. The best toys are not toys. Water bottles, plastic cups, boxes, tags. 3. Regardless of the time, babies ALWAYS know when you're looking at them through the monitor. And it never gets less creepy. 4. 5. One minute you're so frustrated and the next minute you miss them because they're napping... so you watch videos of them on your phone. Over and over and over. 6. Hormones man! I've always been a blubber-er (is that a word?) but before I could at least hold it in. 7. We're ALL learning. He's just trying to learn to baby and I'm learning how to mom and trying to remember how to human. 8. Being a mom comes in many forms. Some moms have many babies, some moms have no babies and some moms have angel babies. Adam called Eve a mother before they even had kids because he saw her potential. ( ...